a weird looking fry...and oh, this heat

i'm a tour guide at my university, so i'm pretty used to braving it in extreme conditions with a smile on my face. but i must say, this summer in the south is inexcusably hot. i mean, really, how is a girl supposed to look cute when she's dripping with sweat and panting for dear life?

answer (for those keeping score): she just keeps smiling and pretends that there are no basketball-sized sweat stains under her arms. and yes, her shirt is supposed to be a shade darker on her back.

but, if anything can be said for extreme weather conditions, it's that they allow one's mind to wander to very strange places. that is, after spending two hours outside, your brain is mush, and thinks things you'd never thought possible.

for example: after my tour, i ate some lunch (hastily, savagely, in a manner unfit for civilized eyes) and at the bottom of my fry box was this:

a fry with...well...junk in its trunk.

a normal, unheated mind would never think of this. but a melting, exhausted mind would automatically freak out at the sight of this fry and not want to eat it because of its humanoid qualities. i mean, at the end of the day, it's just a potato, but it seemed a) too big--i mean, did they just cut the potato in half and call it a fry?
b) reminiscent of someone's large posterior. so i didn't eat it. and i'm sharing it with you.


just goes to show you--too much heat can make your imagination run wild. stay cool and stay sane, folks!

until next time,

a